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Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

Still no good

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

With Micah Parsons, the Cowboys foolishly drag their feet — again - NBC Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What has been your best sexual experience?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

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New theory could finally make ‘quantum gravity’ a reality – and prove Einstein wrong - BBC Science Focus Magazine

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Science-Backed Tips for Increasing Your Stamina at Any Age - Prevention

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Satellite measures river flow waves for the first time - The Washington Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

Then came..

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some best sources of great porn?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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